Baby One More Time

This is totally petty and fucking stupid but I fucking hate when parents call their grown child baby. Chances are, in a romance novel, their partner will call them baby in a sexual atmosphere later in the story and all I’m thinking about is their mom. (Wtf isn’t there a puke emoji yet??)

(Full disclosure: My mom said something like “You’re my baby,” to me once and I just shuddered. I told her she was not allowed to call me that because what if in the future my hypohetical SO wants to call me baby? That would be so gross. So yes, this shit does originate and persist in my personal life, because, while technically a functioning adult, I’m also a fucking child.)


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